Garys
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You should see when gangbangers and ex girlfriends call in warrants and locations on each other.
How about when a buddy shows up to bail out an arrestee? Do you ask them for ID and run them, just in case?
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You should see when gangbangers and ex girlfriends call in warrants and locations on each other.
How about when a buddy shows up to bail out an arrestee? Do you ask them for ID and run them, just in case?
Old lady was asked to provide a stool sample, so she shows up at the clinic with like a 2pint pickle jar, completely to the top filled with her shit plus it was packed in really well. I guess, they could not blame her for bringing too little.
How about when a buddy shows up to bail out an arrestee? Do you ask them for ID and run them, just in case?
How about when a buddy shows up to bail out an arrestee? Do you ask them for ID and run them, just in case?
After 33 years I could write a book, but no one would believe it wasn't fiction. The worst part is the stupid lies people tell and expect us to believe.
"I was painting my kitchen in the nude because I didn't want to ruin my clothes. I sat down for a minute and forgot I put my beer on the stool. That's how that bottle got in my colon, really."
Enjoy and be safe for those shifts
"I don't use Heroin, I'm a diabetic, I always give myself my Insulin in a vein."
"I only had two beers."
"If I go by ambulance, they'll see me faster in the hospital."
Six more shifts and I'm done.
Notwithstanding forum leanings, this is a thread for you all to share in the misery of the 'tard side. I know the other guys on the job (police, fire, ems) that lurk here have stories to share.
Medical Call: 23 year old female. No obvious signs of trauma. Alert to date, time, location. Steady on feet.
"I slipped on my stairs, and now my ear hurts'
"Do you want an ambulance?"
[Answers cell phone while I'm talking, ignores me]
"I need you to talk to my mom, and tell her how bad it is. She wants me to go in ambulance, we're going to sue landlord for light being out" - While shoving cell phone in my face
[Me choking back desire to choke]
"I can call you an ambulance if you want"
It doesn't sound like much, but run into this 'victim mindset' every day.
How about when a buddy shows up to bail out an arrestee? Do you ask them for ID and run them, just in case?
There are so many funny stories like that. I heard of one Guy that called a friend at WPD, asking if he had any warrants. Buddy says, come on down and bring an ID, I'll check for you sir. Guy shows up, pops warrant, and does not collect his 200$. Straight to jail.
I'm happy to say that I had to google what the heck "narcan" is.
We didn't tell you to shoot her pets, now did we?That would land me in an NES thread.
Stuff is amazing and has done more to sustain the welfare state than a generation of Democrats.
Interesting fact from a Serfeant I know: Narcan does not work on OC's diluted in water.
Every police department has a Sgt. ****severythingup.I reach down into my rapport building bag of tricks, and get the guy to drive out. Then along comes Sgt. ****everthingup, who blows my plan to bits.
I remember a call once for a naked, intoxicated female walking down the road. Smartass cop asks for a description (Like he needs one. If you see a naked lady, it's probably the right one.) dispatcher doesn't get the joke and answers (5'7, 120lbs, blonde hair, 22 years old) It looked like the 4th of July parade with all the cruisers running code to get there.
They never found the girl though much to their disappointment.
0700 on a Wednesday a few years ago and I got dispatched to a naked male in the Best Buy parking lot. I call off on arrival that there is indeed a male in the parking lot and he is in fact naked... face down... In a mulch bed... Making a snow angel.
Took three of us to get him to cuff up. Tough sob and bat shite crazy. Classic psychosis. Batons, OC, and contact controls had no effect. Had to "distract" him with a few well placed knee strikes. He actually laughed hysterically when they got him to the ER and catheterized him!
They all probably drove straight past the naked 5'3" 220lb 44yo brunette
0700 on a Wednesday a few years ago and I got dispatched to a naked male in the Best Buy parking lot.