Thanksgiving Day Kit

[Nightshift]

I have a Ka-Bar Tactical spork and knife. I can kill silently as long as i chew with my mouth closed!

 

[FalArAk]

Now that I know a 2.3 mile shot is possible thanks to the US/Ukraine propaganda, I am considering an overwatch position during the dessert phase of the meal.

The TJ Maxx rooftop in Leominster is exactly 2.29 miles from my house and should do well.

 

[Broc Tuah]

I need to upgrade hoodies, all I have is an Origin heavyweight and it only cost $130..Yours is $270 more better.

Stop being poor.

 

[Broc Tuah]

I'm just gonna lay down and let them kill me.
I'm going to be to full to fight or even run.
I'll go out fat and happy and won't have to clean up after the big cooking mess.
I'll call that a win

F*ck that. I will live to eat another day.

 

[MisterHappy]

My rapier wit.

/thread

 

[Picton]

I'm arming the turkey.

 

[Coda]

Here is a great Thanksgiving dinner scene.........


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5cH02pZg54

 

[Broc Tuah]

I'm arming the turkey.

I am cooking mine with a gun and one in the chamber. Totally safe, takes 650 degrees for a primer and powder to ignite.

But the oil melting from the gun gives the turkey that nice freedom taste. Also, no one would expect you to have a gun in the turkey, tactical AF. Someone breaks in, takes all my guns, I can tell them I will feed them turkey before they kill me, grab the gun and shoot them when they least expect it.


PS: I am a professional, do not attempt this at home without proper training.

 

[jkelly1229]

I am cooking mine with a gun and one in the chamber. Totally safe, takes 650 degrees for a primer and powder to ignite.

But the oil melting from the gun gives the turkey that nice freedom taste. Also, no one would expect you to have a gun in the turkey, tactical AF. Someone breaks in, takes all my guns, I can tell them I will feed them turkey before they kill me, grab the gun and shoot them when they least expect it.


PS: I am a professional, do not attempt this at home without proper training.

I keep mine in the deep frier... keeps it lubed

 

[Rockrivr1]

Have my house destroying bomb ready just in case.

 

[FalArAk]

I'm arming the turkey.

Like with C4, a decoy turkey in case your house is invaded and the invaders get hungry?

 

[FalArAk]

Have my house destroying bomb ready just in case.

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Holy shit dude! In your house?

You know I am busting your balls occasionally and at least I am having a good time but in all honesty, be f'n careful with that dude.

Do that shit in your garage or outside, it's nice out!

 

[FPrice]

With the wars in Ukraine and Israel, the car bomb in Niagra, you can't leave anything to chance while you are enjoying time with the family.

I have an AK 74 stashed behind the curio cabinet near the dining table. Behind the Hummel figurines and Elvis plate collection in the curio cabinet is a PVS14 and a few extra bakelite 74 mags.

I will be wearing Vietnam tiger stripe pants in case I am engaging anyone outside, with an M65 field jacket by the front door to grab. I will also have a 3 day assault pack ready to go packed with everything I need underneath my chair at dinner time.

On my person I will have a G19 in a thigh holster and a P30sk with a Streamlight TLR. I have a Busse Fusion Battle Mistress strapped ready to go and a Microtech HALO 6 in my pocket. Unsure how much cash and gold I should carry in case things really get bad and I have to start bartering for goods and services.

So NES, what is your T-Day load out?

@Reptile Did you hack @FalArAk 's account?

 

[Broc Tuah]

Have my house destroying bomb ready just in case.

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Who needs a yard when you have a kitchen and cardboard.

 

[not new guy]

Pro tip: put the turkey fryer in a small-ish walk in closet so you can infuse your clothes and enjoy the smell of the holiday season year round.

 

[whatluck]

My weapon of choice for turkey is the longsword


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIA3kuvF7eQ

 

[FalArAk]

Who needs a yard when you have a kitchen and cardboard.

Contrary to popular American culture and belief, cardboard isn't as flammable as paper.

 

[paul73]

Contrary to popular American culture and belief, cardboard isn't as flammable as paper.

with a nice overheated oil on it? not so sure...
but, what is life for if you don`t want to live dangerously.

 

[FalArAk]

with a nice overheated oil on it? not so sure...
but, what is life for if you don`t want to live dangerously.

Oil isn't flammable.

Oil is actually used to put out fires.

 

[FalArAk]

I hope RR doesn't burn his house down.

Honestly never seen or heard of anyone deep frying a turkey indoors.

On the bright side his house will smell like stale peanut oil for the next 60 days, this is of course assuming that he still has a house.

 

[jkelly1229]

Contrary to popular American culture and belief, cardboard isn't as flammable as paper.

Huh... that tracks....

 

[paul73]

Oil isn't flammable.

of course it`s not.


unless in a jewish house where one load can - sometimes - burn for 8 night and days.

 

[Rocky Mosasaurus]

Taser Pulse stun gun at 2 oclock P365 SAS at 4 oclock with an extra mag

 

[Picton]

Like with C4, a decoy turkey in case your house is invaded and the invaders get hungry?

Can‘t say, dude.

OPSEC.

 

[SpencerT]

Now that I know a 2.3 mile shot is possible thanks to the US/Ukraine propaganda, I am considering an overwatch position during the dessert phase of the meal.

The TJ Maxx rooftop in Leominster is exactly 2.29 miles from my house and should do well.

I’ll be at my mother in laws about 3.5 away from TJ Maxx in Leominster. I’ll bring my an AR, plates and bump helmet, ill advance on foot/by truck while you lay dow suppressive fire as needed.

 

[Andy in NH]

So NES, what is your T-Day load out?

Same as every other day.

 

[AllaSnackbah]

POST PHYSIQUE

 

[slap shot]

I hope RR doesn't burn his house down.

Honestly never seen or heard of anyone deep frying a turkey indoors.

On the bright side his house will smell like stale peanut oil for the next 60 days, this is of course assuming that he still has a house.

Hope your busting balls but this pic goes around FB, IG and Twitter every year

 

[drgrant]

Oil isn't flammable.

Oil is actually used to put out fires.

View: https://youtu.be/aXnkFd373T4?si=zRZ86wSjsb2opoEE

 

[jkelly1229]

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POST PHYSIQUE

Poser no 4 tube nods