What is one of your favorite absolute horrible trashy junk foods? Must be seriously unhealthy to qualify

[BONESTOCK]

My wife dragged me to Wally World in Hudson, NH a few weeks ago. Told her I'd wait in the car. Saw the Girl Scouts selling cookies outside the store. I went up and got 2 boxes of the Samoas. Went back to the car and proceeded to eat a whole box waiting for my wife to return.

Did you attempt to hide the evidence?

 

[Amputee Marksman]

Did you attempt to hide the evidence?

Most definitely. I wanted to save the second box all for me.

 

[Marty McFly]

Any kind of Oreos

Did you ever try those fruity pebble oreos? I didn't but sounded like the best thing ever

 

[DJBrad]

Fried twinkies

 

[71montess]

Any kind of Oreos

The whole bag .

 

[Chevyman35]

Frito scoops and Helluvagood French onion dip

 

[alan226]

Did you ever try those fruity pebble oreos? I didn't but sounded like the best thing ever

I'm a big fan of the Birthday Cake flavor

 

[graphite]

Years ago when I used to work 3rd shift, two of these and an extra large coffee would get me through the night.

 

[chris_1001]

Chester’s hot fries.

It’s like crack.

 

[FalArAk]

My wife dragged me to Wally World in Hudson, NH a few weeks ago. Told her I'd wait in the car. Saw the Girl Scouts selling cookies outside the store. I went up and got 2 boxes of the Samoas. Went back to the car and proceeded to eat a whole box waiting for my wife to return.

I always thought the weird fascination men have with the borderline mediocre cookies the Girl Scouts sell was interesting... I just came to the conclusion that if it was Cub Scouts selling them, they wouldn't be as popular. Something about making a little girl smile when you buy a box of cookies is too much for most men to resist.

Obviously if a man is just a disgusting fat bodied Pvt Pyle and eats cookies everyday, that theory does not apply

 

[Enzo]

1/2 pound of Genoa salami sliced thin, 1/2 pound of sharp provolone sliced thin and a loaf of Scali bread. May not be actual junk food but it ain’t good for ya and I could definitely eat the whole loaf and all the cold cuts!…..at once!

Yes! I add sliced tomato and loads of oregano.

 

[Enzo]

I think coffee roll and cinnamon roll are the same? Not sure.

Never heard of Kanes.. Only place I get donuts in this donut desert is Tony D's in Northborough. Not the best I have ever had, but fresh. I haven't had a donut in a while, but when I do I make a meal and eat like 4 of them and get really sick and don't eat donuts for like a year.

Market Basket just opened a few weeks ago in Shrewsbury. The donuts are terrific. Made all day on the premise, fresh and the old fashion have a great crust.

 

[FalArAk]

Market Basket just opened a few weeks ago in Shrewsbury. The donuts are terrific. Made all day on the premise, fresh and the old fashion have a great crust.

Never had one there.. I do like the fresh squeezed OJ for a non-rape price though.

 

[headednorth]

1/2 pound of Genoa salami sliced thin, 1/2 pound of sharp provolone sliced thin and a loaf of Scali bread. May not be actual junk food but it ain’t good for ya and I could definitely eat the whole loaf and all the cold cuts!…..at once!

A loaf of fresh scali dipped in Italian salad dressing

 

[yogi]

Pure $hit but a cold one on a hot summer day and 10 minutes later I feel my teeth falling out

 

[Marty McFly]

I always thought the weird fascination men have with the borderline mediocre cookies the Girl Scouts sell was interesting... I just came to the conclusion that if it was Cub Scouts selling them, they wouldn't be as popular. Something about making a little girl smile when you buy a box of cookies is too much for most men to resist.

Obviously if a man is just a disgusting fat bodied Pvt Pyle and eats cookies everyday, that theory does not apply

I would be just as happy. I even buy the shitty overpriced popcorn to make them happy. Then I gift it away. But then again I gift away the cookies too. I think its just kids. But the boyscouts needs to find a better product. It's the cheapest thing and they want a premium. And they all act like they know it's shit.

 

[jimy]

I had a bunch of leftover Christmas cookies in the blue tin, and I decided to scoop some Nutella and slather it all over the cookies and eat them. It’s delicious.

 

[jimy]

1/2 pound of Genoa salami sliced thin, 1/2 pound of sharp provolone sliced thin and a loaf of Scali bread. May not be actual junk food but it ain’t good for ya and I could definitely eat the whole loaf and all the cold cuts!…..at once!

This is a great way to make a grilled cheese too - just add some pepperoni and butter

 

[usp45ct]

Devil Dogs

 

[MaxStravinsky]

Chocolate ice cream in a bowl, smothered in potato chips. Smooshed together to make a thick soup.

 

[FalArAk]

I would be just as happy. I even buy the shitty overpriced popcorn to make them happy. Then I gift it away. But then again I gift away the cookies too. I think its just kids. But the boyscouts needs to find a better product. It's the cheapest thing and they want a premium. And they all act like they know it's shit.

I made the mistake of buying Cub Scout popcorn once, years ago. I actually thought the small bag was unpopped kernels, decided to open it one day and discovered that $18 bag was popped corn... I kept that bag as a reminder to never buy anything like that again lol

They should offer lawn mowing services or yard clean up, car washes, something like that.

 

[Marty McFly]

I made the mistake of buying Cub Scout popcorn once, years ago. I actually thought the small bag was unpopped kernels, decided to open it one day and discovered that $18 bag was popped corn... I kept that bag as a reminder to never buy anything like that again lol

They should offer lawn mowing services or yard clean up, car washes, something like that.

They do. But they have a list of people that don't tip

 

[FalArAk]

Chocolate ice cream in a bowl, smothered in potato chips. Smooshed together to make a thick soup.

hmmmmm.. That sounds really good! Consistency of gelato with crunchy salt pieces.

 

[MaxStravinsky]

hmmmmm.. That sounds really good! Consistency of gelato with crunchy salt pieces.

It's not bad with pretzels if you don't have any chips.

 

[Marty McFly]

It's not bad with pretzels if you don't have any chips.

The peanut butter filled ones from whole foods or trader Joe's are great with coffee ice cream

 

[whatluck]

everyone whose posted in this thread owes me 90% 1RM deadlifts, squats, and clean jerks until failure, then 30 mins on the heavy bag.

 

[FalArAk]

It's not bad with pretzels if you don't have any chips.

I would imagine pretzels would be better because they won't get soggy.

Send your idea to Ben nd Jerry and claim royalties, call it Chocolate Salted Poo Poo Pie

 

[drgrant]

Back 20 something years ago i worked at an office at cummings park in woburn. There was a vending machine there that had cheetohs . I started referring to them as "lard stix"...

 

[BONESTOCK]

everyone whose posted in this thread owes me 90% 1RM deadlifts, squats, and clean jerks until failure, then 30 mins on the heavy bag.

Wait I am the heavy bag after eating like this. LOL

 

[FalArAk]

everyone whose posted in this thread owes me 90% 1RM deadlifts, squats, and clean jerks until failure, then 30 mins on the heavy bag.

I just burnt 500 calories working out to this, I present Florentina Lusco.