Why I Carry: Some Monkey Attacks In Home Depot

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Though the stick made a nice pointer to highlight the cultural treasures he was proud to share, its main purpose is as a 'monkey whacker'. It was pretty funny to see how those little bastards gave him and his stick the stink eye as they kept their distance.

Now... Wouldn't a stick just be much more fun?

Seems a kind of skimpy stick - I'd prefer a Louisville Slugger to really make sure the lil basters splatter. In fact, I'd pay extra for a tour where I'd get to beat these things to death.