A strange store on Hampton beach

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Went to Hampton beach yesterday, the wal mart of beaches as I fondly refer to it. I saw a new (to me) store, "second amendment and military gifts". Inside they had a few pro 2a shirts, but an uncomfortable about if anti shirts as well. "**** the NRA" and a shirt with the word "ban" written in blood above an AR.

Needless to say, I didn't buy anything.
 
Sounds like its catering perfectly to the inebriated and stoned patrons typically found in Hampton Beach.
 
How did you even get into the area? I thought they set up a checkpoint years ago requiring everyone to show proof of living in a mobile home[rofl]
 
Pretty ballsy to call yourself a second amendment store and then sell anti stuff, unless they're also a pro-2A troll supply store.
 
1.) Cheap booze
2.) It's New Hampshire
3.) Half naked chicks
4.) Cheap Booze
5.) Fried Dough
6.) Fried Clams
7.) Fried Oreos
8.) and...half naked Chicks


Hampton Beach FTW.
 
Haven't been yet this year but I remember that store from last year. Don't remember seeing the anti stuff though so it must be new. I guess whatever it takes to make a buck.

Hampton Beach has gone through a lot of change over the years. As a kid my entire extended family would go there for a 9 day vacation every year. We'd rent out two floors of a motel and just enjoy. Back then the kids could go out during the day and nights onto the boardwalk with no problem. Play arcade games for a quarter, get some ice cream and maybe talk to a girl your own age. It was an awesome place. Unfortunately somewhere down the road it moved away from being family friendly to what it is today. I'd never let a kid of mine up on that boardwalk at night without a chaperone. It's too bad as it was a pretty good place.
 
Rockrivr1 said:
Haven't been yet this year but I remember that store from last year. Don't remember seeing the anti stuff though so it must be new. I guess whatever it takes to make a buck.

Hampton Beach has gone through a lot of change over the years. As a kid my entire extended family would go there for a 9 day vacation every year. We'd rent out two floors of a motel and just enjoy. Back then the kids could go out during the day and nights onto the boardwalk with no problem. Play arcade games for a quarter, get some ice cream and maybe talk to a girl your own age. It was an awesome place. Unfortunately somewhere down the road it moved away from being family friendly to what it is today. I'd never let a kid of mine up on that boardwalk at night without a chaperone. It's too bad as it was a pretty good place.
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You make it sound like it's Brockton or something. [rofl] When I was on the outs with my ex a few years ago I used to make weekly trips up there, yeah, there's a few weird people about but most of this stuff is exaggerated to the nth degree.

-Mike
 
I take the bike up once or twice a yr. for "sightseeing", apart from that I keep well away.
 
Ultrarunner said:
1.) Cheap booze
2.) It's New Hampshire
3.) Half naked chicks
4.) Cheap Booze
5.) Fried Dough
6.) Fried Clams
7.) Fried Oreos
8.) and...half naked Chicks
Hampton Beach FTW.
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LOL!...
We're up there frequently. I've seen literally thousands of chicks who were MUCH MORE than half-naked. Some three-quarters, and if there's a concert at the Casino Ballroom? You're almost guaranteed to see at least two or three fully naked running around (or face down) in the sand...

Some of them under 40 years old too, and a few with more than 8 or 9 non-rotted teeth!!!

The wrinkled "tramp stamp" tattoos on the over-40 (with 40 pounds to lose) broads are smoking hot, too...
:eek:

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Last time I was there (in 1992) I cruised the circle about 20 times in a row in my Yellow IROC. it was the thing to do.And I didn't have a mullet. Yea yea.Chick's loved it.
 
GlockJock said:
LOL!...
We're up there frequently. I've seen literally thousands of chicks who were MUCH MORE than half-naked. Some three-quarters, and if there's a concert at the Casino Ballroom? You're almost guaranteed to see at least two or three fully naked running around (or face down) in the sand...

Some of them under 40 years old too, and a few with more than 8 or 9 non-rotted teeth!!!

The wrinkled "tramp stamp" tattoos on the over-40 (with 40 pounds to lose) broads are smoking hot, too...
:eek:

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I'd hit that.
 
Hampton beach is a craphole. I drove there once to get fireworks to take up to Maine and holy crap, is that area absolute shite. if I ever get detoured through there, I will drive into the ocean to end it all LOL
 


7:44. "Who needs video games ? You got the Playland Arcade. You go down there, you might meet a girl or you might get molested" [rofl2]
 
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ntomsw said:
Isn't everything on Hampton Beach creepy and weird?
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That is all part of the fun of being there.

The waves are always huge though, a bit too huge. I almost drowned last year when a wave 10' over the top of my head came along and slammed me into the ground head first.
 
GlockJock said:
LOL!...
We're up there frequently. I've seen literally thousands of chicks who were MUCH MORE than half-naked. Some three-quarters, and if there's a concert at the Casino Ballroom? You're almost guaranteed to see at least two or three fully naked running around (or face down) in the sand...

Some of them under 40 years old too, and a few with more than 8 or 9 non-rotted teeth!!!

The wrinkled "tramp stamp" tattoos on the over-40 (with 40 pounds to lose) broads are smoking hot, too...
:eek:

qynamasu.jpg
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DUDE! I didn't need that picture!
 
GlockJock said:
LOL!...
We're up there frequently. I've seen literally thousands of chicks who were MUCH MORE than half-naked. Some three-quarters, and if there's a concert at the Casino Ballroom? You're almost guaranteed to see at least two or three fully naked running around (or face down) in the sand...

Some of them under 40 years old too, and a few with more than 8 or 9 non-rotted teeth!!!

The wrinkled "tramp stamp" tattoos on the over-40 (with 40 pounds to lose) broads are smoking hot, too...
:eek:

qynamasu.jpg
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That's just so wrong.
 
that tattoo isnt even centered.. it upsets me on many levels. girl needs to acknowledge that she's no longer able to fit into those shorts.
ugh.

ugh ugh.
 
Duuuude. Hampton beach was, well, full of wounded gazelles. The lion always goes after the wounded ones...easy to catch. If you couldn't get "play" up there back in the day then you had ZERO game. Take it from a dude that has 0.001 game.
 
I went there last year and must have missed that shop.

I'd go again, especially for a concert with friends. When I went I was with my wife and kid so I didn't see any night life. Judging by what was sold in almost every shop I went in I'm guessing kids there hang out at the beach all day, get piercings, then get stoned and play with cheap knives and stun guns.
 
Remember:
2 half-naked chicks does not equal a naked chick...
 

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