home defense firearm

[ChevyGuy91]

other than my pastrami consumption--sup in here? looks like we're gettin' WEIRDDDD.

I have a snuggy and a bottle of absinthe we can share...

 

[atilla]

"Getting" weird? Orly Mr. Pot?

I have a snuggy and a bottle of absinthe we can share...

 

[warwickben]

xenophobes

Man the whole time I was reading it as
Xenomorphs

I was like how come I never saw these guys at meets ...

 

[Gidge]

So are we talking a Marsha Coakley wannabe or some birkenstock-clad, Southern Poverty law center rainmaker?

The latter, I suspect...

 

[warwickben]

I have a snuggy and a bottle of absinthe we can share...

I got the spoon I'm in

 

[ChevyGuy91]

I got the spoon I'm in

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

 

[Kid Presentable]

I got the spoon I'm in

make sure you clean off that "other residue"

 

[Blitz1]

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

You forgot the chloroform and duct tape.

Party Harder.

 

[Inferno]

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

Don't forget an unfinished PSL, so we can finish it for him in 5 minutes

 

[Nicole]

I have a snuggy and a bottle of absinthe we can share...

Is it camo? Mine is camo. My mother gave it to me to be funny. She was horrified when I actually used it.

 

[PATRON]

This thread is clean!

 

[ChevyGuy91]

You forgot the chloroform and duct tape.

Party Harder.

I like the fight.

 

[atilla]

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

You forgot the chloroform and duct tape.

Party Harder.

Don't forget an unfinished PSL, so we can finish it for him in 5 minutes

allllll of this.

ready the shed and buckets.

 

[Nicole]

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

You made the best Mad Lib fill-in-the-blank stories when you were a kid, didn't you?

 

[warwickben]

http://youtu.be/wbXciBKcfQ8

 

[je25ff]

Something tells me your parties start like this

 

[Jason Flare]

It's hard to believe a mere 19 posts back I said, "Seriously, I love the way nearly everyone handles themselves here. I'm proud to be a member.

My life in a nutshell.

 

[Blitz1]

allllll of this.

ready the shed and buckets.

In.

 

[warwickben]

If you guys got a barrel ill take the chloroform and accept what happens

 

[atilla]

If you guys got a barrel ill take the chloroform and accept what happens

hope you're flexible.

 

[warwickben]

I take it like a champ lol

 

[shadyduk1979]

allllll of this.

ready the shed and buckets.

Our build parties aren't as cool as the used to be. We are way too productive these days

 

[je25ff]

I'm in, but I'm bringing a box of corks.

 

[Boghog1]

You better bring some ice cubes, 2 cycle engine oil, and some cottage cheese. We party hard.

What no orange soda? you guys really are racist

 

[Nicole]

You made the best Mad Lib fill-in-the-blank stories when you were a kid, didn't you?

Do play along now....

1. Noun
2. Adverb
3. Verb
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Noun
7. Noun
8. Noun

Spoiler: Click for the story

One day, Atilla took a trip to the range with a __1___ for company. He was ____2____ shooting fruit off a pistol bayonet and ____3___ing with the resident Fudds, when Warwickben showed up. Unfortunately, the mythical and ___4____ PSL was still incomplete. That is, until Boris showed up! Boris had a ___5____ __6____ and a ___7___ in his trunk and in no time at all, the PSL was complete and shooting like a well-oiled ___8____

 

[Gidge]

What no orange soda? you guys really are racist

Ding, ding ding ! You just proved the OP's point

 

[shadyduk1979]

Something tells me your parties start like this

Not since the donkey incident

 

[ChevyGuy91]

You made the best Mad Lib fill-in-the-blank stories when you were a kid, didn't you?

No, I am not that smart. Billy Madison is one of my favorite childhood movies and I think Veronica Vaughn was wicked hot. To this day I don't know why he wants ice cubes and golf clubs, but I think that is the point.

[video=youtube_share;hdz-AJo2JOw]http://youtu.be/hdz-AJo2JOw[/video]

 

[Boris]

clearly a fake/model, I can see her bra.

The latter, I suspect...

 

[warwickben]