I'd rather...

[Cross-X]

Lynne, I was wondering when you were finally going to read my Hillary posting -- I tried to bury it!

 

[Lynne]

Lynne, I was wondering when you were finally going to read my Hillary posting -- I tried to bury it!

[lol]

You can never bury it deep enough.

Oh my...that does sound a bit...um...well...nevermind.

 

[MrsWildweasel]

That doesn't even sound good. [twisted] [lol] [lol]

 

[Cross-X]

No more Hilllary jokes shall pass my lips or fingertips.

I'm movin' on.

She's too easy to rag on. [lol]

 

[Lynne]

No more Hilllary jokes shall pass my lips or fingertips.

Bless you, child. [lol]

 

[FPrice]

No more Hilllary jokes shall pass my lips or fingertips.

What about Bill jokes?

 

[Cross-X]

No more Hilllary jokes shall pass my lips or fingertips.

What about Bill jokes?

Let 'er rip!

 

[Moderator]

I'd rather smoke one of Bill Clinton's cigars then....

 

[FPrice]

I'd rather "interview" one of Bill's interns than...

 

[C-pher]

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown.


Sorry, wrong thing...I just came across this some time ago, and had to post it when you said that we were going to do Clinton jokes...


Anyway...I'd rather have be part of a wet t-shirt contest at the Clinton Library in Arkansas next to a flock of sheep in front of a bunch of horney hicks from the back woods than....

 

[Cross-X]

I'd rather watch an Iraqi geriatric wet burka contest than...

 

[FPrice]

I'd rather be a piano player in a house of ill-repute in Nome, Alaska than...

 

[Lynne]

I'd rather be Bill Clinton's personal secretary than....

<shudder> I'll have nightmares tonight after that thought.

 

[Moderator]

I'd rather be Bill Clinton's personal secretary than....

<shudder> I'll have nightmares tonight after that thought.

good grief woman, all this liberal talk... Have you lost your mind?

 

[Lynne]

good grief woman, all this liberal talk... Have you lost your mind?

Well, if I voted for "I threw my medals away" Kerry, then yes, I probably would have lost my mind. I'm trying to think of all the most HORRID things that would absolutely KILL me to do rather than voting for John "Can I get me a huntin license here?" Kerry, and since I hate libs so bloody much, well, there ya go cutie.