If I hit the Lottery tonight, I'm going to buy these guns...

I heard on the radio this morning that so many people have bought tickets, that no matter what number you pick, it will have already been picked and you'll have to split the winnings regardless. That's ****in nuts.

+1 for whoever said "Singer". I'd love to have one.
 
I like the way you think, that's totally badass!


Actually, I'd probably buy shitload of guns, containers of ammo, hire catering company and have all out NES shoot, no limit on ammo or whatever gun you are shooting and then you can bring it home.

Perhaps I'll take some of my 15,866,172,000.00 Rubles, Purchase a few Russian Arsenals, hire Ivan Chesnokov to do my PR work, and give away free AK's to my NES friends. [rofl]


For your enjoyment
 
The list is ever-expanding in my mind, so I'll just pull the old Matrix line and say ".....Guns. Lot's of guns."

As for the couple of guys who said Singer 1911........................I just may know a guy who has one..............
 
First and most important order of business, move to NH.

After that...

#1 - RUSSIAN AKM

Haven't put a lot of thought into what guns....More into home details
 
1. Move out of state so not one dime goes back to them as state income taxes.

2. Donate however much $ Comm2a needs to attack EVERY gun law on the Mass books.
 
Pack your bags honey!..


This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care...
Just get the f**k out!"
 
Dillon Aero with ammo.

You beat me to it I'd get this mounted on a Huey just for fun
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So another thread made me think of this. If I hit the lottery I most likely would grab a...

If I hit the lottery tonight, then the list gets expanded.

1 - the biggest safe Eastern Safe has, 'cause I'm gonna need it.
2 - Barrett M82.
3 - artillery Luger, complete with wooden buttstock/holster.
4 - Remington/Rand M1911A1
5 - Rockola M1 Carbine
6 - IBM M1 Carbine
7 - Select grade Garand (I don't care what manufacturer).
8 - House in New Hampshire so I can purchase
9 - Keltec PMR-30
10 - NAA Earl
11 - suppressed Ruger Mark II
12 - Walther P-38
13 - Broomhandle Mauser in 9mm
14 - M1A with some kind of optic - need to shop around 'cause I haven't considered what I'd want yet.
15 - Burglar alarm to keep safe the next several items (and my town won't give me a green card without it)
16 - M1928 Thompson
17 - M3 Grease gun
18 - M16
19 - WWII "Rat Patrol" jeep - That's an M2 on those things, right?

That's all I can think of off of the top of my head.

What guns would YOU go get?

I would move to NH and buy everything I wanted.
 
First I'd go out and buy a Lamborghini and maybe a Bugatti, start advertising for the most kick ass car shoot up at Monadnock, invite all my fellow NESers to join me for free, supply free ammo and let folks just shoot the crap out of them.

Of course I'd hire a professional camera crew to get all the highlights with orders to saturate every car forum with the video. I'll then kick back in my new mega yacht and watch the car people go full retard again. Just like after the Porsche car shoot. That would be one hell of a day!!!!
 
I would buy all the land around Deval's house in the Berkshires and then I would put up toll booths and sobriety check points leading to and from his house. I would install flood lights and loud speakers playing Russian or Chinese folk music 24/7.
 
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I wouldnt buy a thing besides a house in a new state.


Then i would just wander in and out of gunshops buying whatever touched my fancy at the time, Also i would open up a gun store that would put MFL to shame. MFL is an amazing place i would make a building 3x's the size.

oh and probably donate about 2-5 mill. to Com2A
 
If I win the lottery tonight I'm going to buy a MA machine gun permit, a NY LTC, a resident permit in all non-reciprocity states. The 2A in non-friendly states is available to the rich. Never mind, I'll just move out of MA to a free state, who am I kidding. But wait, If I need to travel through NY and Chicago, I'll need permits there, so I'll hire a lawyer to line me up for LTC and machine gun in all states.
 
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