Well, I think comparing Ohio to Massachusetts is a bit unfair. I lived in Northeast Ohio for 13 years and can tell you that if rednecks, defunct steel mills, cornfields, confederate flags, flat land, 98% humidity, having the copper pipes stolen from your home while on vacation, country music, Nease Chemical, walking the quiet byways of the housing projects in Youngstown, the words yuns and warsh, legions of people who drive 10 miles an hour under the speed limit in the left lane on I-80, locusts, uninsured motorists, feeling top of the food chain at least when you cross the Ohio River into Chester WVA, the taste of dust, tornadoes and slamming your brakes on to avoid the Amish, then Ohio is a panacea....
Seriously though, I do miss: machine gun stores, the sunsets, surreal lightning storms, Amish diners, (seriously), motorcycle rides to nowhere, ghost towns, strip mine scuba, High Street in Columbus, having no choice but to date a hot chick, (girls in my town were hot), Wright Pat, Athens, Ohiopyle, (okay that's PA) and there is nothing - I mean nothing, like walking into The Horseshoe for an Ohio State/Michigan game - go Buckeyes!
However, I am a New Englander and am proud to be from Massachusetts - the state where liberty, revolution from tyranny and the principles of freedom were born for this country. I am not however, proud of what Massachusetts has become and silently, (and not so silently) hope for a time where the people of Massachusetts will get off their stomachs and rise again...Wishful thinking and a shred of fading hope, as my eyes begin to wander north...