I can't wait to see the case where someone tries to sell shooting at a person 100yrds away and running as self defence.
OK. You are at the mall with the wife. She says " Im gonna go to the girly store for girly things" You say "fugg that, Im gonna go fondle tools or something, I will meet you at the car in 30 minutes"
As you are walking towards the car, you see two hombres stuffing your wife into a van and slide the door shut. The moment they do, you have a clean shot before they jump into the vehicle.
You start to think.... "Damn, that's way cheaper than a divorce, and I like take out food, I'm going back to the food court for PF Changs"
Then you remember how much you hate doing laundry, so you start to draw and sweep off the safety. But then you think " that new cleaner down the street offer wash and fold. I wonder how much that costs?"
But then, you start a quick cost analysis in your head, "How much am I going to spend per year at the Miss Siagon massage parlor?" and quikly realize the savings, as you start to re-holster.
It's at that moment you remember the kids. And you know damn well they are going to see the surveillance footage and know full well you could have got a few shots off.
You think "Damn kids!" and start to run toward the van while you aim and shoot. The driver is just rounding the van when you hit him right in the back of the head.
BOOM, his head explodes like a watermelon in the front row of a Gallagher show. The passenger had just closed the van door when you send a round through the window stunning him as glass shatters. Two follow up shots to the face and he flops over.
You rush to the van, open the door, and your wife immediately starts bitching at you because you got brain matter on her new Channel outfit worse than Jackie Kennedy.
Then you realize the great mercy you have shown by sparing the perps from having to deal with her.
You explain it to the prosecutor just like that. Charges dropped. You visit the mall every weekend for a year, but carrying a 365.