Lost magazine

Generally in the north east finders keepers rules apply , so now that your not giving it back your kids can bring it to school for show and tell and you will gain back that last shed of manhood you lost when your boyfriend made you ask such a no brain question to a bunch of rando’s 1000 miles away
 
These troll accounts are getting ridiculous, especially the want to sell secton.. do you want to make a joke? It’s funny but don’t waste my time.
 
lsparrow42 said:
I'm in georgia. A deputy lost his magazine, to his pistol, in my yard, while chasing someone. My underage son found it. I am mad because of the safety issue. This was 4 days ago. The police found out by word of mouth that it was found. They are coming to retrieve it. My son did not know that it belonged to police when he found it. Can they arrest me? Can I sue them?
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Yes and yes ,
I say Pull finders keepers on them ,
Or play stupid , they love that.
 
peterk123 said:
This very well be the best first post ever here on NES. Even if it is AI generated. Spectacular.

And if this was a legit question, dude your so gay. I feel bad for your kid because he is doomed.
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Gays across the country when informed they have been associated with OP:

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lsparrow42 said:
I'm in georgia. A deputy lost his magazine, to his pistol, in my yard, while chasing someone. My underage son found it. I am mad because of the safety issue. This was 4 days ago. The police found out by word of mouth that it was found. They are coming to retrieve it. My son did not know that it belonged to police when he found it. Can they arrest me? Can I sue them?
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You're not from Georgia. And if you're in Georgia, you're a recent transplant or a wet-brain.
 
Buy a gun that will fit the mag and then rob a bank.
Make sure to fire some shots on your way out, leaving the empty brass behind. They’ll have the deputy’s prints on them from when he loaded the mag, and you’re off the hook!
 
you know what’s a problem when you’re using a Kabar to dig a bullet out of yourself…
 
My follow-up question was I was gonna tell this doctor my penis is too large…. she’s not that kind of doctor.
 
Dench said:
Yeah he had some incredibly strong and comically incorrect opinions on snow tires.

People would post professionally set up tests and he'd still deny it. [rofl]

Miss him
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I remember trying to explain to someone that, assuming 50/50 weight distribution, a RWD car with snow tires would perform better in the snow than an AWD vehicle with all seasons.

My first car, and 89 4 cylinder mustang kicked ass in the snow with 4 blizzaks.
 
Years ago, a commotion woke me up at like 5am as the sun was appearing. I looked out the window and a perp was beating up the pavement and an officer's fist alternately. No gun clips anywhere when I went out after the dude hitched a ride with another cop.
 
Agnotology said:
I remember trying to explain to someone that, assuming 50/50 weight distribution, a RWD car with snow tires would perform better in the snow than an AWD vehicle with all seasons.

My first car, and 89 4 cylinder mustang kicked ass in the snow with 4 blizzaks.
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Only baloney skins are allowed in such a reply.
 
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