Lowell, MA - Man rushed to hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the head

[AHM]

Just checking to if the magazine is out, will it still fire. Just like Terry Kath

Worse:

1. Remove "clip", leaving round in chamber.
2. Brag that the gun's not loaded.
3. Re-insert "clip".
   • Not racking slide
     • Which ejection of unspent round might have been Nature's Way of telling him that the gun was loaded. (And was still loaded).
4. Put gun to head.
5. Pull trigger.
6. What head?

Bonus: Putting the "clip" back in before pulling the trigger
is a cute way of defeating any possible "clip" safety.

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Still looking for the source of the apocryphal story of
the sergeant who blew his brains out in front of troops
by holding it to defeat the 1911's grip safety
and demonstrate how safe the pistol was -
except that it was a old model without a grip safety.

Except that 1911's had grip safeties before they went into mass production,
and how the hell could a development prototype end up in the field?

Maybe it was just a 1911 with a defeated grip safety,
though that wasn't in the BS story I heard.

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Crop the graphic out of the graph,
and it would make a mighty sweet NES Avatar...

In the OR one time with the same gorgeous medical student and her pants fell down. Surgeon yells at me to pull her pants back up ...That was excruciating.... Immensely awkward and fun at the same time.

Count your blessings you went into medicine and not culinary arts.

Based on the late Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential,
if almost any restaurant kitchen guy was working with you,
you'd be in the middle of open heart surgery and they'd pants you.

Thong? Lace? What does a 3rd year wear under scrubs while in the OR?

Or commando?...

Probably the nicest, kindest, most down to earth person I ever knew, he was just a regular guy that made it big, but he had demons and they got the best of him.

For what little it's worth, from time to time,
someone refreshes a graffito memorial of him
on the side of US 1 in Lynnfield.
(That's the best version I've seen - the first was just his name).

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Spoiler: NSFW

YoutUbe serves up just that scene as an ad.
That trailer edits out the mom going on to say,
"... so you might want to move on up in size".

"Russian Roulette" with an autoloader is ballsey...

Unless it's a .22LR loaded with anything but CCI Mini-Mags.
To hear some people go on and on about their crappy pistol's preferred diet,
they'd take that bet.