AHM
NES Member
The Bride actually trolled two daughters of a neighbor across the street
into monkeying with their father's pickup.
One maybe 4-yo, one maybe 5-yo.
The Bride was too shy to ring the door,
and the girls were playing in the garage.
"Tell your parents that the lights are on in your car".
<Two pairs of eyes, each the size of pie-plates>
<The Bride retreats to our house,
like the world of lanyard sales has proven too challenging>
They crawl into the truck, and start pushing buttons and twisting knobs.
After each manipulation, they'd both pile out and see if that fixed it.
Nope, crawl back in and push something else.
Apparently it looked like my and my aircraft mechanic father
checking every filament on every bulb after we hitched up the trailer.
But with more flashing lights.
Eventually they got it all shut down,
without rolling it onto our lawn.
