quinnjalan
NES Member
Just tell the UPS driver she specializes in volcanic rocks which are explosive in nature!My USPS guy asked me if I ordered nails when a NES members shipped me a box of brass.
I told him it was small rocks and stuff for the wife arts and crafts.
Now, when I get heavy stuff in small boxes he asks "is your wife still buying stuff?" ... "Yes she is, and I have to bring it inside".
He saw my wife a few days ago and yelled "how are the arts and crafts?"... but he can't be stupid, he also delivers gun magazines and boxes that say "explosove".