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My Office is in right next to the mall and we received an email from HR giving us a reason why the place crawling with police. The building is on lock down currently.
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Do you need a class 3 license for that?
Burlington, MA: u/d Nordstrom witnesses confirm man with umbrella is the person they saw. Umbrella "looks like a samurai sword".
Burlington, MA: u/d Nordstrom witnesses confirm man with umbrella is the person they saw. Umbrella "looks like a samurai sword".
"this just in, suspect has been apprehended with a high capacity samuarai rifle umbrella in his possession, he will be charged with attempted awesomeness"
you have entered a plea of guilty for the charge of attempted awesomeness.
sentencing will now be carried out, you must pound this bottle of cuervo while wearing a sombrero and singing slayer.
Seriously? Umbrella? I hope they slap the mall security guys with the bill for rolling all of those cruisers, I certainly don't want to pay for it.
you have entered a plea of guilty for the charge of attempted awesomeness.
sentencing will now be carried out, you must pound this bottle of cuervo while wearing a sombrero and singing slayer.
I bet it's a post ban novelty umbrella. It's clearly illegal since it has more than two evil features:
1) Stops high capacity downpour rain, not just low cap drizzle
2) has a pistol style grip
3) has a telescoping handle.
4) is black
Obvious this guy needs to be thrown in jail and barred from ever owning an umbrella again when he gets out.