someone with a gun in the Burlington Mall

[MichaelJR]

For three easy payments of 19.99, you too can have the gunbrella!!!

 

[R1ch]

Remind me to paint the tip of any black umbrella's orange before going to a mall!

Move along, there's nothing more here to see...

Move along now . . .

 

[Twigg]

Sheeple are so funny !

 

[blindndead]

I may need to change my avatar for this one.

 

[Mike S]

Somewhere inside the state house there is a democrat legislator trying to figure out how to leverage this situation in order to pass more laws...

 

[DickWanner]

Wonder how much that just cost taxpayers

 

[FrugalFannie]

unbelievable. they are running video of them searching the guy (kid practically) who "turned himself in."

expect the AG to require additional testing for umbrellas sold in this state.

 

[Mass Firearms]

This is one of the more unusual stories I have heard. We will need to add a module to our classes on tactical umbrella.

 

[davemata]

Wonder how much that just cost taxpayers

Good question. I just bought a suit at Nordies... I think I might need to call them and cancel/refund. This is some bullshit. People are going to keep pulling this type of bs until the pd starts charging people for false reports.

Which makes me ask, are there any laws in this state outlawing false reports?

 

[Exousia]

All the joking aside; if a legal LTC holder is caught printing and scares someone in the mall and the police are called the guy gets arrested for disturbing the peace. How much more should the people that called the false alarm be arrested for disturbing the peace. Perhaps the stores in the mall should sue the idiots who called the false alarm for all the lost revenue! What about the cost of the huge police response? What about the people in the backup on 128. I'm sure they are happy that the guys in the mall called the false alarm.

 

[DickWanner]

This is one of the more unusual stories I have heard. We will need to add a module to our classes on tactical umbrella.

Replace 'Axe Man' with 'Umbrella Man' on the sim

 

[schnips]

When reached for questioning, the person who alerted police had this to say, "Baah, baah"

 

[RadiCS]

Attention: Be on the alert for Tactical Mom and dog. They are considered very dangerous. Approach with extreme caution!

 

[Mass Firearms]

Replace 'Axe Man' with 'Umbrella Man' on the sim

You always come up with good ideas...

 

[Billsail]

SBU...Short Barreled Umbrella?+collapsable handle=BIG TROUBLE!!!

 

[Gonzo]

Don't feel too bad. According to Drudge, the Supreme Court is being evacuated over an unattended stroller.

 

[ARV]

I bet it was one of these: http://www.tacticalthings.com/Unbreakable-Umbrellas.htm

 

[Tweed]

WOW, Full on Retard. the mall employees need to be fined for calling out the police...

 

[rudiewhitebwoy]

They're out there

http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/prouty_tum.htm

 

[samandglove1]

Black umbrella = Glock

 

[beaker]

MichaelJR and his Noveske backpack?

looking for a white male with grey sweatpants and a black shirt/top carrying a black backpack. no mention of the gun though.

edit: mall security has a suspect spotted on mall road by cambridge street apparently in a parking lot and requesting cruisers.

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[MisterHappy]

This was a truly bad, unfortunate situation.

My mom missed her "Price is Right".....

 

[DukeNukem]

Burlington Mall is owned by Simon which also owns Liberty Tree and Northshore Malls, all have that new sign on the doors I was telling you all about a few months ago that reads " No firearms allowed on premises" concealed or otherwise. If that was an actual active shooter it would make for an intersting rebuttal to the owners argument against my legally armed citizens or off duty le carrying at the mall for this exact situation. I guess it will have to wait for a real shooter.

 

[wacky_doug]

Wait, another alert. Samurai sword spotted in mall.

 

[Gonzo]

Don't feel too bad. According to Drudge, the Supreme Court is being evacuated over an unattended stroller.

Hey! Burlington Mall made Drudge too!

 

[Youradolt]

Maybe it was the peguin umbrella from batman returns

 

[ChevyGuy91]

Attention: Be on the alert for Tactical Mom and dog. They are considered very dangerous. Approach with extreme caution!

Shoot them both for good measure.

 

[Bob P]

Somewhere inside the state house there is a democrat legislator trying to figure out how to leverage this situation in order to pass more laws...

This. You KNOW some ass like Cabral is going to try and use this.

 

[RadiCS]

Hey! Burlington Mall made Drudge too!

Great more people to laugh at us...

 

[Bob P]

Shoot them both for good measure.

I'll deal with her, you deal with the dog. If I'm not back in an hour LEAVE US ALONE!