White problems surgery

[TOY539]

My GF is the best...

I expected this.

 

[Palladin]

Got one myself this week. Went to a surgeon to have it sliced..him: " wow, that looks angry!"

 

[Mass-diver]

Got one myself this week. Went to a surgeon to have it sliced..him: " wow, that looks angry!"

Bro, wtf!

 

[TLB]

Got one myself this week. Went to a surgeon to have it sliced..him: " wow, that looks angry!"

That looks like an abscess.

 

[MGnoob]

Kinda looked like mine...after years its more than one spot... they interconnect.

Fish antibiotics are the way to go.

 

[Bmcl322]

I expected this.

Jim!!?? Spock??!! Good God Man!! It appears to be an allergic reaction? She's all swollen up!!

On my end: I'm not a Doctor & have no medical training; yet somehow feel fully qualified and willing to lend a hand, or two, as this poor young lady is obviously in need of immediate medical attention!!

 

[PaulR]

Well, I'd at least brush up on the latest YouTube video's on home surgery.

 

[enbloc]

You young guys. Doesn't anyone use leaches anymore...?

I'd have started with a leach, then finished off with a maggot and a stocking cap...

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Best would be true sterile gloves - not "exam gloves" or "harbor freight gloves" that come in bulk packs, but individually wrapped sterile pairs. If you see the MD open a paper packet and then do an elaborate ritual putting on the sterile gloves without touching the outside with anything but another sterile glove outside, you're getting the good stuff. Whenever I have had unpleasant very long needles plunged into me for a core sample, I've always seen the real sterile gloves come out.

The used to call ganglion cysts "Gideon's Disease" because the cure was to whack them hard with a bible. Really.

 

[Uzi2]

Ragnar Benson would be very proud!

 

[Rob Boudrie]

So ya, any NES medical advice?

Get an MD to do the work. You do not want to risk that sucker infecting your eyeball or you may end up talking about your eyeball in the singular. There is no way I would try a DIY job on a family member, even with proper sterile syringes.

 

[mibro]

So ya, any NES medical advice?

Yes. Stalin's penicillin. i.e. garlic. Used this myself once to resolve a stubborn zit next to my mouth (ugh).

Be careful as it's a stye. However, a little garlic juice in the eye won't kill you but it will kill whatever bacterium has infected your eyelid.

Cut a fresh garlic clove in half, give it a slight squeeze to get the juices on the cut surface and apply the cut surface very carefully to the stye. Repeat several times daily until the stye surrenders.

Please let us know if you try this.

You probably also need to improve your diet, sounds like your immune system needs a boost.

 

[Uzi2]

Haven't you guys ever heard of fish antibiotics?

You can buy "fish" antibiotics and they are the exact same thing as what a doctor would prescribe. This is not new information, its been out there for decades.

Yes, I know how to and have used them and always keep them on hand.

 

[boilermaker]

No recommendation other than than need video of treatment and hold phone horizontal.

Seriously though, go to a doctor, anything that affects vision should not be trifled with.

 

[mibro]

Try the garlic. Seriously. This is not a joke.

 

[greencobra]

what now? you put a needle in your eye sterilized via bic lighter with dirty freakin' hands? sweet! and the operation was successful to boot. my neighbors dog has clogged anal glands, wanna give it a go?

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Syringes have been deregulated. If you insist on giving it a go yourself, you can buy sterile ones in sealed packs from the local pharmacy. No need to waste good booze attempting sterilization.

 

[Uzi2]

Ditch medicine rockin' on!

Two things I'd suggest, wash your hands better or wear gloves and use a needle about a foot shorter so it doesn't hit the back of your skull if you slip.

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[Rob Boudrie]

They come in handy for alot of things..

The 10cc ones with a 21ga needle are great for applying penetrating oil exactly where it is needed.[/quote]

 

[KBCraig]

When I read "white problems surgery", I thought it was going to involve penile enhancement.

 

[MGnoob]

Resurrecting my own thread. This “object”has been in my finger for at least two years...Doesn’t look like much now. I was going to get the sutures out. I only have the big staple gun, not the small one.I know i said I’d go to the hospital if the bone was sticking out..By the time I got this motherf***er out I can see the bone it doesn’t look like much now. I refuse to even put a Band-Aid on it. I wish I had a video of the extraction but I needed both hands. That f***er was in there deep. It was like getting shot with an arrow that I just snapped off and then left in there

 

[MGnoob]

It’s only a little boo-boo but I’m telling you removing a f***ing foreign object after a couple years I think I just came

 

[Rob Boudrie]

It’s only a little boo-boo but I’m telling you removing a f***ing foreign object after a couple years I think I just came

Do they have a woke term that does not involve the word "foreign" for your malady?

 

[MGnoob]

That photo is like three days old. I didn’t shy around the issue of opening that f***ing thing up. It’s healing. I should’ve taken better photos and videos you wouldn’t believe what I pulled out of there. Or the smell it made

 

[MGnoob]

I made way too big of an incision

 

[Palladin]

I made way too big of an incision

we want blood pics!!! Like a knuckle hanging off, or something like that

 

[MGnoob]

I woke up, and then I was “woke”..I bit it off a little bit..Then I started with the exploratory surgery. The shit with the scalpel heals real quick. I’ll try to take a better photo. I started exploring at the wrong side.

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Some things are best left to the professionals.

 

[MGnoob]

As you can tell I started a couple “MOA” off target

 

[not new guy]

Do they have a woke term that does not involve the word "foreign" for your malady?

He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t end up with dreamrsa.