Friday Humor

[Adam_MA]

A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row. The warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1.. to be shot
2.. to be hung
3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was
dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with
this guy. Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those
shots." So the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a
rubber!"

 

[Nickle]

That was AWESOME!

 

[Moderator]

[lol]

 

[C-pher]

I love that one. I'm going to have to remember that...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the Bartender.

"Give me a beer and a mop."