Might want to video that response .Good point!
I'm actually Hogan-Fluent in German. I can count to pretty close to 100 and a dozen or so other words.
I once worked with a German guy years ago and he taught me some phrases for if I ever went there:
Thank you
Du Hurensohn.
Where is the bathroom?
Deine Oma masturbiert im Stehen!
Have a nice day and goodbye
Du hast einen sehr kleinen Schwanz.