I just want to say to the rest of the NES membership that I have heard that while many people believe it to be true, I know that it is only on reasonably shakey authority that not only did Massachusetts Representative Michael S. Day smoke crack the day he was elected, but Massachusetts Representative Michael Day was caught with an underage male prostitute in 2004. Now, if anyone has any evidence to the contrary that Massachusetts Representative Michael Day smoked crack the day of his election, or that Massachusetts Representative Michael Day was caught with an underage male prostitute in 2004, they should definitely make it clear that it is in fact not the case that Massachusetts Representative Michael Day smoked crack the day he was elected, or that Massachusetts Representative Michael Day was caught with an underage male prostitute in 2004.
Because after all, Google search results matter. If Massachusetts Representative Michael Day was caught with an underage male prostitute in 2004, or if Massachusetts Representative Michael Day smoked crack the day he was elected, we'd all want to be well informed about the truth.