OK, I'll play - I disabled my jeep with explosives on my first field exercise.
It was a force-on-force training exercise, and I was a brand new platoon leader for a platoon of combat engineers in the 101st Airborne Division, Fort Campbell.
We had the mission to blow a road crater, and I assigned 1st squad to accomplish it. The squad leader called a little later, saying he was all set, except he forgot the detonating wire! Time was ticking by, and the Force Commander (Infantry Colonel) wanted that road crater in now!
I hopped in my jeep, ran down to another squad, grabbed their roll of wire and flew off to 1st squad. As we showed up at the mission site we had about 5 minutes to meet our deadline. I jumped out of the jeep, told my driver to take it down the road, and sprinted to where the squad leader was waiting. We hooked up the wire, reeled it out, and realized there was only about 200 feet of wire on the reel.
Now, realize, we had about 200 pounds of fertilizer primed and ready, and the safety stand-off was a hell of a lot more than 200 feet. But, being mission-oriented (and a dumb-ass newbie lieutenant), I gave the go-ahead and we squeezed the clacker.
BOOM! Immediately, huge blobs of mud and rock came raining down on us! We hugged the trees to avoided getting clobbered.
Finally, it stopped raining mud and we went out to see the result. As I approached the hole, my driver said, "Ah, Sir, you need to see something." I looked over, and just 20 yards from where I jumped out sat my jeep! When I bailed, the driver did too! He never took it down the road.
Sitting on top of the hood of the jeep was a blob of mud and rock the size of a washing machine. The hood was bashed in, the carb was smashed right off the engine. The jeep was dead.
Of course, I figured my first mission in the US Army would also be my last. The Battalion Executive Officer drove up, took one look and said, "Anyone hurt?"
"No Sir"
"Did you learn a lesson here today?"
"Yes Sir"
He told me to get the hell back to my company and he would take care of the jeep. Nothing was ever said about it later, it never effected my appraisal rating, and I stayed another 10 years in the Army before voluntarily leaving during the RIF in 1992.
But I have always been very careful around explosives since.
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