You know you're a loser when you keep getting busted for DUI,
you're scheduled to testify against someone who shot your bicep clear into Illinois,
and the defense is so sure that you're gonna
help their case
that they
don't leave a bottle of Stoli and the keys to a new car
on your Welcome mat.
If that becomes so, might as well go on offense.
Edit: Disclaimer - Before anyone does something retarded, obviously this was tongue in cheek. Disclaiming the disclaimer - Obviously the preceding disclaimer was not directed at anyone here, but simply to cover my own ass. Disclaiming the disclaimed disclaimer - Cannot assume anything is obvious, that is why this trial is even happening, so to the original disclaimer: don't do anything retarded.
As always, if you are caught, NES will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
the state is not your friend.
it still going to take more time for most people to make this understood properly and fully.
Either Kyle is acquitted, or a bunch of people are gonna get red-pilled.
A bit? The guy forever changed the face of the FBI being so flamboyantly obviously an extremely gay and possibly rapey fed. You ever look at someone and JUST KNOW?

So you're saying there's not gonna be a big competition on NES
to claim that photo for folks' April Fools avatar...?
So much for all the pundits who said he illegally possessed the rifle. Not one bothered to read the statute.
Dig it:
Now it's Settled Case Law that the statute means what it says.
Moonbats are all about the Case Law,
so they should
love that ruling.
The jury might be as confused an everyone else and who knows which verdict they will return.
(Which is an actual thing that happens).
If he didn’t come forward than clearly he doesn’t feel victimized, therefore there is no victim to the alleged crime. Which should mean it’s not a crime.
He Must Have Been Computer Generated -
Change My Mind.
Man this brings back the OJ shit…fricken anxiety man….

Damn, I can't find the NES OJ Jury Watch thread...