Buy A Truck & Get A Gun

[Zappa]

From the good ol' days:

Four Decades Ago, Chevy Would Throw In A Gun With Your Truck - The Autopian

Automakers have tried all kinds of tricks and deals over the years to shift cars. They’ll throw in metallic paint at no extra cost, or upgrade you to a nice set of alloy wheels. They’ll whip up sticker packs and chuck on all kinds of fancy badges to convince you you’re getting something special...

www.theautopian.com

 

[SpaceCritter]

From the good ol' days:

Four Decades Ago, Chevy Would Throw In A Gun With Your Truck - The Autopian

Automakers have tried all kinds of tricks and deals over the years to shift cars. They’ll throw in metallic paint at no extra cost, or upgrade you to a nice set of alloy wheels. They’ll whip up sticker packs and chuck on all kinds of fancy badges to convince you you’re getting something special...

www.theautopian.com

Hell, I'd be happy if they'd sell me a truck that doesn't spontaneously break in half.

 

[42!]

Hell, I'd be happy if they'd sell me a truck that doesn't spontaneously break in half.

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That's not a defect, it's the auto-drop feature. You were supposed to pay extra for that. Send me $5k in gift cards and I take care of it for you. Otherwise the Chevy Police will come and take away your whole family.