Help Me Crack This "Safe"- Pew Pew Inside

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Internet fame NES Monadnock Shoot classic. There was also the flaming rolling brothel- a minivan with a mattress, condoms, and lube inside of it. It caught on fire somehow after taking on a LOT of lead. Lesser known but closer to home was this-

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A Suburban fuel door that someone placed tannerite behind and proceeded to shoot it. The blast sent it over 80 yards, between the heads of WarwickBen and someone else on the firing line, under the awning of one of our forum regulars. Before it hit the ground it went straight into the shin of Mrs. Mountain. The blast had folded it into the taco and left the jagged edge, which cut Mrs. Mountain's shin. A little first aid and she was back to shooting cars.

Needless to say I will NOT be opening the safe with Tannerite.
If only @namedpipes stored that Porsche in a barn until 2022 he’d be happy with the offers.
 
If only @namedpipes stored that Porsche in a barn until 2022 he’d be happy with the offers.
It's true. I was a car hoarder for a while, but I've cut WAY back. Down to three of my own, plus one truck (The Beast) that now belongs to my boy and a couple tractors. I think at my worst I may have had ~ 10 to 12.
 
It's true. I was a car hoarder for a while, but I've cut WAY back. Down to three of my own, plus one truck (The Beast) that now belongs to my boy and a couple tractors. I think at my worst I may have had ~ 10 to 12.
That was your awning that the fuel door flew under, correct?

Tannerite placement was closely monitored after that LOL.
 
That was your awning that the fuel door flew under, correct?

Tannerite placement was closely monitored after that LOL.

@Bill Katt's blue pavilion. I hung out there for the chicas.

My boy took some sort of shrapnel to them knee. We saved the chunk but it got knocked into the grass and lost. He wanted the souvenir.

That pavilion took a direct hit and that might have been the fuel door.

My favorite was finding a chunk of pumpkin stuck in the grill of a car parked BEHIND the double row of pavilions.
 
But wait- under the foam:

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Vrey likely a Rifkin 7 pin on the bank bag. Pickable but it took me a while when I tried it on a similar bag 30 years ago. I used a rigig tension and a conventional hook or diamond pick (I forget which). The 7 pin makes it a bit tougher, but that is somewhat offset by the extra sheer lines needed for the master keying of the cylinder.

Just looked a tthe detailed photo - might not be a Rifkin 7 but quite likely a straightforward pick.
 
@Bill Katt's blue pavilion. I hung out there for the chicas.

My boy took some sort of shrapnel to them knee. We saved the chunk but it got knocked into the grass and lost. He wanted the souvenir.

That pavilion took a direct hit and that might have been the fuel door.

My favorite was finding a chunk of pumpkin stuck in the grill of a car parked BEHIND the double row of pavilions.
Mrs. Mountain insisted on the souvenir, thus the shadow box idea.
 
Vrey likely a Rifkin 7 pin on the bank bag. Pickable but it took me a while when I tried it on a similar bag 30 years ago. I used a rigig tension and a conventional hook or diamond pick (I forget which). The 7 pin makes it a bit tougher, but that is somewhat offset by the extra sheer lines needed for the master keying of the cylinder.

Just looked a tthe detailed photo - might not be a Rifkin 7 but quite likely a straightforward pick.
Looks like at least another week of shitposting to open it. [rofl]
 


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