Help Me Crack This "Safe"- Pew Pew Inside

[knoxy]

LOL lock picks deliver by 10pm tonight.

Plot twist: there's a locked box inside

 

[Realtor MA]

What's the over under on how long it takes to pick the lock?

 

[mac1911]

LOL lock picks deliver by 10pm tonight.

Dont look for the spare key tapped to the outside somewhere.. it will ruin your spontaneous lock pick purchase if you find it

 

[Marty McFly]

What's the over under on how long it takes to pick the lock?

Over an hour

 

[Mountain]

Over an hour

I'll time it. Either minutes or ounces of bourbon.

 

[Golddiggie]

I'll time it. Either minutes or ounces of bourbon.

Yes...

Instead of Oak Island, it feels closer to a Three Stooges routine... "I'm trying to think but nothing happens!!"

 

[edin508]

It's open!
He found an old bead, some cracked pottery, a rusty nail and some old wood that looks like it been buried for years.

 

[Marty McFly]

Yes...

Instead of Oak Island, it feels closer to a Three Stooges routine... "I'm trying to think but nothing happens!!"

I hope the bag has coconut fibers and we get to hear about how they are not found in snap on boxes naturally for f***ing years

 

[Tartakovsky]

The collective autistic NES braintrust couldn’t get a $200 StackOn metal cabinet open without keys or an acetylene torch but Tyrone from Brockton would have it open in 3 min.

 

[Golddiggie]

The collective autistic NES braintrust couldn’t get a $200 StackOn metal cabinet open without keys or an acetylene torch but Tyrone from Brockton would have it open in 3 min.

Maybe I should start to practice with the lock pick set I bought a while back...

 

[HorizontalHunter]

What's the over under on how long it takes to pick the lock?

Two more pages.

 

[HorizontalHunter]

I'll time it. Either minutes or ounces of bourbon.

 

[Darksideblues42]

LOL not really the intent but decided I'd roll with it. If the jiggler / lock pick set had already delivered this would be over by now via picking the lock or using vise grips.

It's also a study on how much of society has adopted the instant gratification mindset.

I might have the knowledge (unofficially, totally hypothetically for any AFT "friends") to make a shaped charge with a tungsten penetrator that WILL make the lock a distant memory, in theory.

 

[Rocky Mosasaurus]

 

[Golddiggie]

I might have the knowledge (unofficially, totally hypothetically for any AFT "friends") to make a shaped charge with a tungsten penetrator that WILL make the lock a distant memory, in theory.

Just like I might know how to make some angry iron powder to melt through the lock. No promises that it won't eat some of what's inside the box too. I might even have some of that powder on hand along with what's needed for it to work.

 

[Darksideblues42]

@Mountain

 

[Sterg]

An NES shoot would make short work of it. I say we turn it into Swiss Cheese.

 

[Mountain]

An NES shoot would make short work of it. I say we turn it into Swiss Cheese.

Like this?

Internet fame NES Monadnock Shoot classic. There was also the flaming rolling brothel- a minivan with a mattress, condoms, and lube inside of it. It caught on fire somehow after taking on a LOT of lead. Lesser known but closer to home was this-

A Suburban fuel door that someone placed tannerite behind and proceeded to shoot it. The blast sent it over 80 yards, between the heads of WarwickBen and someone else on the firing line, under the awning of one of our forum regulars. Before it hit the ground it went straight into the shin of Mrs. Mountain. The blast had folded it into the taco and left the jagged edge, which cut Mrs. Mountain's shin. A little first aid and she was back to shooting cars.

Needless to say I will NOT be opening the safe with Tannerite.

 

[Gator9329]

Lightning and Tannerite never strike the same place twice . You're good to go.





I miss those shoots

 

[Mountain]

Did I crack the "safe"?

NES solutions:

 

[Mountain]

Time in minutes-

 

[ThePreBanMan]

You don't have that f***ing thing open yet.... Dude......

Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see the pew pew...

 

[Mountain]

And my rather elegant, non-destructive plan. (Also time in bourbon)

 

[Mountain]

You don't have that f***ing thing open yet.... Dude......

Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see the pew pew...

It's open! Too busy shitposting at the moment...

 

[ThePreBanMan]

And my rather elegant, non-destructive plan. (Also time in bourbon)

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There was Bourbon in the safe? Sweet.... Not as sweet as pew pew, but not bad....

 

[Mountain]

Oh, by the way- that 4 minutes 5.6 seconds was how long I tried the jigglers / picks before I said F it.

 

[Mountain]

There was Bourbon in the safe? Sweet.... Not as sweet as pew pew, but not bad....

No, that was the lubricant that helped open it.

 

[not new guy]

So bourbon + hole saw?

 

[Mountain]

So bourbon + hole saw?

Nope. The solution after my 4 minute attention span:

 

[Mountain]

At least better than Oak Island- pew X 4-