Help Me Crack This "Safe"- Pew Pew Inside

[Mountain]

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Wait, did the ball pen trick not work? Works well on suitcases.

Or was there another, smaller locked bag/box without zippers, inside the bank bag?

Waiting for pictures again!

LOL the zipper tab was not securely locked so the bank bag was easy to open.

But what do I do now? This one has me stumped. Will the feds come knocking if I cut this open?


Whatever is in there is no bigger than a Derringer.

NES: Any bets on the value of the contents?

 

[drgrant]

I will laff if there's a pic of geraldo rivera in front of al capones vault inside. If that happened to me id laff so hard id have to go to the hospital.


View: https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc?si=6qzPygRHeASbb-n9

 

[slap shot]

LOL lock picks deliver by 10pm tonight.

Damn! You order off wish.com?

 

[chris_1001]

Does anyone know a non-destructive means to open bank bags? I think these things have been made out of Kevlar since the 90's and therefore damn near impossible to cut.
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Pm me. I know a way

 

[citoriguy]

Keep the bag as a souvenir. Don’t open it unless you’re a fan of Pandora’s Box stuff. Even if it was from the S&L era, you’d still get some .gov visitors for sure.

Also, don’t tell anyone about this.

 

[MarkT]

Multitool the fvck out of the hinge. 5 mins max

 

[drgrant]

@Mountain repair the lock. print out that pic of geraldo and put it in a manila envelope. Put a small bottle of whiskey in a padded box. Leave a note inside with a burner email or phone on it. Bring it back to the dump with the stuff inside, lock and leave it. "Pay it forward". see what happens....

 

[Mountain]

@Mountain repair the lock. print out that pic of geraldo and put it in a manila envelope. Put a small bottle of whiskey in a padded box. Leave a note inside with a burner email or phone on it. Bring it back to the dump with the stuff inside, lock and leave it. "Pay it forward". see what happens....

I'm too much of a 'flint to dump a $200 safe when lonely rifles can cohabitate within it.

 

[Mountain]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

LOL looks like I've messed with the forum enough.

I lost patience with the jigglers after a little more than 4 minutes. Lots of helpful suggestions here but vise grips did the trick.

Drum roll please...
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Mostly silver coins in the bank bag. Approx $20 face value, so to anyone suggesting cut it open, blow it open, etc. LOL.

 

[p.tice]

Mostly silver coins in the bank bag. Approx $20 face value, so F-U to anyone suggesting cut it open, blow it open, etc. LOL.

Post a picture of all the coins flat out and let's see who knows something about coins

 

[JuergenG]

My favorite was finding a chunk of pumpkin stuck in the grill of a car parked BEHIND the double row of pavilions.

At the 2015 pumpkin shoot we found pumpkin debris 50+ yards behind the pavillions. Our rental was covered in splatter.

 

[MaroonedinMA]

Worst Donkey Show EVER!

 

[cockpitbob]

Worst Donkey Show EVER!

Which actually makes it one of the best

 

[Daddy Mac]

I don't know, those silver coins are awesome to me. True treasure hunt if you ask me. Good on you for 10 pages. Happy New Year and thanks for 2024 going out on a bang!

 

[Individualist]

LOL looks like I've messed with the forum enough.

I lost patience with the jigglers after a little more than 4 minutes. Lots of helpful suggestions here but vise grips did the trick.

Drum roll please...
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Mostly silver coins in the bank bag. Approx $20 face value, so F-U to anyone suggesting cut it open, blow it open, etc. LOL.

If all 90% for that $20 face you’re looking at about $450. Not a bad haul!

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Try the jigglers on it

I'd suggest you start with a rake, perhaps a Bogota 5 hump.

 

[1sern]

...perhaps a Bogota 5 hump.

That sounds like a secret service meeting in Colombia

 

[Love Machine]

Silver coins abandoned at the bottom of a security cabinet? I call shenanigans!

 

[garandman]

No LED’s?

 

[Toe Knee]

In

 

[greencobra]

2 bright sides here...1) you got more out of it than the fabled capone safe 2) the bank bag could be worth more than the cash, depends on what's printed on it. isn't a vintage carson city mint bag maybe, is it?





















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[Mountain]

2 bright sides here...1) you got more out of it than the fabled capone safe 2) the bank bag could be worth more than the cash, depends on what's printed on it. isn't a vintage carson city mint bag maybe, is it?





















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White bag is Fed San Francisco. Blue is just some private bank.

 

[Mountain]

If you're at the semi-destructive entry point, try this:



Or, if you want to get more involved, it's definitely pickable, a few YT videos out there.

Props to @KMM696 for the vise grip method which ultimately is how I became a master safe cracker.

 

[jasonj84]

This like some Oak Island shit. I keep coming back but nothing happens

Or Gold Rush. No matter how deep they dig in the glory hole they never find anything.

 

[Coyote33]

Or was there another, smaller locked bag/box without zippers, inside the bank bag?

 

[ddeck]

How this thread started:




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[garandman]

How this thread started:

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“I guess you’re not here about alcohol or tobacco.”

 

[Tartakovsky]

 

[WanMan99]

Mommy Dearest was a great flick

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBJfQhpw_U

 

[Mountain]

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LOL for the record, no guns were found in the gun cabinet. I wonder if the shells were originally under the foam like the coins as it really does't make sense that any of it was left behind.