What in the holy hell possessed someone to make this

[jkelly1229]

Item Relisted! FS Intratec Cat 9 w/box and extras - Old school cool, one of the first poly guns

Unleash your inner OG with this Intratec Cat 9! Sights? Who needs sights when you cut a groove out the top of the slide, less to snag when it's time to handle bidness! Long pull heavy trigger so your less likely to shoot yourself in the junk when crotch carrying. Comes with 1 mag, an extra...

www.theoutdoorstrader.com

It's like they gave a blind kid a glock and a dremmel

 

[NHCraigT]

It bumps Hipoint aside .... for the butt-ugliest gun award

 

[kalash]

I love it, I think it's hilarious. I'd seriously consider buying it if it was local.

 

[jkelly1229]

I love it, I think it's hilarious. I'd seriously consider buying it if it was local.

I mean money where your mouth is I'll buy it for you and ship to an ffl of your choosing

 

[greencobra]

"it fired when i last shot it 30 years ago." i use the same line when i sell a pen..."hey, it worked last time i inked it."

but i'm diggin' the pistol. seriously, a belly gun. just thrust it into the perps belly and let a round fly. don't push too hard for fear of a malfunction. if you can get it on a handshake, you can just toss it into the rain forest after you've used it.

 

[kalash]

I mean money where your mouth is I'll buy it for you and ship to an ffl of your choosing

I'm looking around and it seems overpriced.



If he can do $180 shipped (plus a transfer fee on my end makes it a $200 purchase for me), I'll do it (obviously I'd need to clear it with my FFL too).

 

[Drix]

It bumps Hipoint aside .... for the butt-ugliest gun award

All I see is a better looking glock.

Do I need glasses?

 

[Archilochus]

I love the 'sights'. If it was a whole lot cheaper I'd have one just for laughs.

 

[Broc]

Item Relisted! FS Intratec Cat 9 w/box and extras - Old school cool, one of the first poly guns

Unleash your inner OG with this Intratec Cat 9! Sights? Who needs sights when you cut a groove out the top of the slide, less to snag when it's time to handle bidness! Long pull heavy trigger so your less likely to shoot yourself in the junk when crotch carrying. Comes with 1 mag, an extra...

www.theoutdoorstrader.com

It's like they gave a blind kid a glock and a dremmel

Looks like a Glock and a SIG 365 SAS had a child.

 

[safetyfirst2125]

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[Broc]

ugliest guns ever….found an article…here are some samples… hideous

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You post a bunch of cool guns then a Rhino piece of sh*t?

 

[s&w3913]

Item Relisted! FS Intratec Cat 9 w/box and extras - Old school cool, one of the first poly guns

Unleash your inner OG with this Intratec Cat 9! Sights? Who needs sights when you cut a groove out the top of the slide, less to snag when it's time to handle bidness! Long pull heavy trigger so your less likely to shoot yourself in the junk when crotch carrying. Comes with 1 mag, an extra...

www.theoutdoorstrader.com

It's like they gave a blind kid a glock and a dremmel

Looks like Highpoint, 1st and 2nd gen S&W semi autos and Glock all got drunk and made this

 

[Sf Becket]

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Forth one down wins…believe it is a Dardick? Fires a 3 sided bullet called a tround

 

[jkelly1229]

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I'm not saying it's not ugly as shit but they are collectable

I could've bought the fs2000 for like 1200 back in the day..

 

[Jenska22]

Some of the stamped ones look like the stuff I saw in the Warsaw war museum, that were air dropped into the resistance.

 

[AaronT]

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I like the one with brass knuckles, a stabby knife and a 0.25" barrel.

 

[slugworth]

Llooks Good to me??

 

[kalash]

I wasn't joking. I had no idea what these were worth but it looks like it's less than what he's asking. Get him down to a fair price and I'm game, I love small silly guns.

 

[MisterHappy]

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I always thought that the High Standard shottie was awesome - I'd buy one at a non-insane price.

I have a Hawaiian shirt, with P90s and Space Invaders graphics, so that one's not too bad.

 

[Tartakovsky]

Item Relisted! FS Intratec Cat 9 w/box and extras - Old school cool, one of the first poly guns

Unleash your inner OG with this Intratec Cat 9! Sights? Who needs sights when you cut a groove out the top of the slide, less to snag when it's time to handle bidness! Long pull heavy trigger so your less likely to shoot yourself in the junk when crotch carrying. Comes with 1 mag, an extra...

www.theoutdoorstrader.com

It's like they gave a blind kid a glock and a dremmel

It out-hipoints hipoint.

 

[Marty McFly]

 

[Drix]

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Now you hold up, you've gone too far friend.

 

[In God We Trust]

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I like the Rhino. I’d also really like to have a liberator just for the history factor.

 

[jkelly1229]

Heres another gem from that forum

 

[T-Unit]

Forth one down wins…believe it is a Dardick? Fires a 3 sided bullet called a tround

I like the look of the Dardick, it's like a retro future look to it.

There's also nothing wrong with the Chiappa Rhino. In fact it's a bucket list gun for me, just wish they made a .45 version, preferably one with Trump's image on it and call it the RINO Killer.

 

[TJ4]

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I sadly don’t hate the way most of these look.

 

[Thirwell1216]

It was a ban era product. Intratec wasn't making as many nuetered versions of the Tec-9 and it was an attempt to get into the new "compact" semi craze.

These did get a little homely:

 

[Dennis in MA]

LOL@blurring the word Calico on the Calico.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Give the people what they want: "pretty guns"!

 

[AaronT]

Give the people what they want: "pretty guns"!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think all my guns are beautiful (especially the CZ P01). I think my dad's 1916 built 1911 is more beautiful than anything I own, but there are folks here who will argue that everything I own is fugly.

Nobody can reasonably argue that my dad's 1911 ISN'T beautiful, that would just be crazy talk!